After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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