Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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