Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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