Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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