You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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