the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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