Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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