she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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