So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
We don't watch enough power rangers
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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