Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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