hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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