perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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