The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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