Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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