just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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