He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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