But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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