What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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