Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Randomize
