"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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