Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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