Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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