i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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