Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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