I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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