and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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