I need help removing her.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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