turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Two words: blizzard sex
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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