Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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