can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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