cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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