WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
we're so committed to being not committed
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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