I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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