Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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