We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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