white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i've created a new STD.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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