When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
My bed smells like the plague
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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