Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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