I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
