would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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