Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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