His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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