So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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