in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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