Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
my poor anus
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Randomize
