that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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