now i know why i became what i already was.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
