the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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