So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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