I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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