your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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