So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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