so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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